Ms Lindemann's Bad Joke Page!
If you know a bad joke that you would like to see on this page click here to send it to me! (Nothing too dodgy please!) Jokes about maths that are actually funny are most likely to appear on this page!
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Why was six scared of seven?
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| What did the zero
say to the eight?
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| Did you know that
there are three different kinds of maths teacher?
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| A joke from Mrs
Cooper at Danum School: What did the acorn say when he grew into an oak tree?
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| Possibly the
world's worst chat-up line: How much do polar bears weigh?
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| A totally
revolting joke (you have been warned...): What's the difference between Brussels sprouts and snot?
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| Some jokes from Liam S from Danum school: | |
| Did you hear
about the paper shop?
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| There was a race
between an English cat called Barry and a French cat called Un Deux Trois
across the channel. Which cat won?
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| What do you get
when you cross a rabbit with a flea?
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| A man walked into
a bar...
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| A joke from Mr
Prestwich at Danum School: What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable boy who brought a pin into the inflatable school?
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| Why did the
chicken cross the Möbius strip? - What's a Möbius strip? Click here to find out!
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| What
are the 10 best excuses for not doing your homework?
Click here to find out!
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| Confused by mathematical jargon? The answers are here! | |
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