Top 10 Excuses for Not Handing in Mathematics Homework

 

1. A four-dimensional dog ate it.
2. I have a solar-powered calculator and it was cloudy.
3. I accidentally divided by 0 and my paper burst into flames.
4. I had too much pi and threw up.
5. There wasn't enough room to write it in the margin.
6. It's stuck inside a Klein bottle.
7. Someone already published it, so I didn't bother to write it up.
8. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.
9. I couldn't decide whether i is the square root of -1 or i are the square root of -1.
10. It's Isaac Newton's birthday.

 

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