Welcome to my bad joke page!
If you know a joke about maths that is actually funny, please share it with us in the comments on this page.
Now prepare yourself for some of the worst jokes ever told…
Why was six scared of seven?
What did the zero say to the eight?
Did you know that there are three different kinds of maths teacher?
Did you know that there are 10 kinds of people in the world?
A joke from Mrs Cooper at Danum School:
What did the acorn say when he grew into an oak tree?
A joke from Mr Prestwich at Danum School:
What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable boy who brought a pin into the inflatable school?
A man walked into a bar…
A totally revolting joke (you have been warned…):
What’s the difference between Brussels sprouts and snot?
Possibly the world’s worst chat-up line:
How much do polar bears weigh?